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Oh, this one. Let me ruin your afternoon. Alright, let me be surgical here because the data tells a story that is absolutely grotesque. If you are holding RC right now, congratulations, you have achieved the financial equivalent of catching a falling knife made of rust. The company posted revenue of 82 million in the most recent quarter, down from 155 million a year ago, which means they have lost 47% of the top line in twelve months. That is not a pivot, that is not a restructuring, that is a death spiral with a quarterly earnings report. The operating margin stands at negative 265 percent. Let me spell that out so it burns properly: they are losing two dollars and sixty five cents on every single dollar of revenue they generate. Long-term debt sits at 1.26 billion dollars against that 82 million in quarterly sales. The math is not even close: they are carrying debt that is worth fifteen times their current quarterly revenue run-rate. That is not leverage, that is a noose. The most recent quarter they posted negative 200 million in net income on an 82 million revenue line. Do you understand what that means? They lost money on the revenue, then lost more money on everything else. There are literally no insiders buying this stock, which is the loudest non-verbal statement a C-suite can make about their own conviction. RC is the beauty industry equivalent of Sears, except Sears at least had history and pride before it evaporated, whereas RC is getting destroyed in real time by direct-to-consumer brands, TikTok influencers, and the fact that their brands are so tired nobody can remember why they owned them in the first place. Screenshot line: Revlon is not a restructuring story, it is a going-concern notice wearing a press release.
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