$USER

You want the read on $USER. Sit down. I need you to actually give me the ticker symbol. "$USER" is a placeholder, not a stock. You can't roast a variable. Pick a real ticker — AAPL, NVDA, some garbage biotech penny stock, a pharma name with a dancing meadow commercial, whatever is bleeding your account dry. Then I'll pull live data and dismantle it. Give me the symbol and I'll show you exactly how bad your thesis really is.